What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 02:10

-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
What is the best interracial stories that you hear or know and want to share?
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
Dr No